Well, hubby, I _would_ tell my ex boyfriend to stop kicking you around. But he told me that if he doesn't get to pound you, then he won't keep pounding _me_. So...say hi to him for me next time he steals your wallet.
Oh fuck, the way you and your asshole friends fucked my loser boyfriend up has me so fucking wet! Next time steal his wallet and I'll let you fuck me, he's too much of a pussy to call the cops on you!
I'm sorry, sweetie! I know she steals from you, spreads nasty rumors about you, and gets her boyfriends to push you around, but mommy has never had her ass treated this way!