So I just returned from my eponymous vacation... Years of dreaming, months of planning, a couple days of actually doing it. Was it worth it? Uh, here's pictures and tons of text.
So, my old bully from highschool, bumped into my older sister at some party they both were attending. My bully thought it would be funny to send me this picture of them with a text that read "At first, your sister thought I had a pipe in my pocket lol!
Your phone vibrated twice in quick succession, notifications from your fiance. The first was a picture, the second was an all caps text saying "DO NOT OPEN THAT. PLEASE." Of course, you opened it. Was that Jen sitting on her chest from the girls only pool
For #tbt (is that still a thing? - hope so!) thought I would share some posts from our tumblr blog that was wiped out in the great NSFW Purge last December. This one is a text response from my wife to a photo she had me send her to prove I was cleaning th
I finally texted my crush asking for a date. She never replied. Instead, after some minutes, I got this video from my bully banging her. "HAHAHA you really think she would hang out with a loser like you? Here look what kind of horny slut she is and jerk y
