Once a week I give my daughter the Doggy Pill. It is a pill that makes her act like a dog and listen to every command. She'll only be able to bark until the drug wears off next week.
[F/D] I always suspected that my tomboy daughter might be gay, so I sat her down to talk one day. She was very eager to prove me wrong, and oh boy was she convincing...
Your daughter knew how much you fucken HATED your brother. And that might be why she liked him. Just out of jail, you warned her never to contact him. He might hurt her, but she doesn't care. She hates you. This is just another way to get back at you.
You boss told you that he could give your daughter a job as his personal secretary. It was her first day and she seemed to be really enjoying it so far.
You were driving with your daughter when your car broke down. The next car to stop by happened to be your bully’s. Your daughter bargained with him so that you could both have a ride home.
Moving to a new neighborhood with your daughter had you hoping for a fresh start. Too bad that your next-door neighbor was your highschool bully who quickly introduced himself to your daughter.
My sweet daughter goes now at college, I'm so proud of her, working hard for her future. She will learn so many useful things and improve the skills that will make her successful in her work life. It's her first day and she texted me her dorm mate are so
You invited your asshole boss over for dinner in the hopes that he would finally give you that promotion you had been working so hard for. Unfortunately for you, he wasn’t interested in any of the food, only your daughter’s pretty mouth.
Your daughter went to your boss home to bring him the project you forgot. It was an error to send your 19 year old daughter dressed like that. He decided he would bang her as soon as he opened the door. 15 min after your princes was taking in her knees ta
