I made this so you can masturbate to a caption that doesn't include animals, cheating, cross-dressing, hypnosis, shit, or urine. Remember to clean up your semen afterwards. [Maid Costume] [Female Perspective]
This poor girl is so super cute but she does things that make you go, "Girl, you are currently demonstrating low sexual market value, and with that kind of behavior you are never going to tie one down." Maybe that's okay. Maybe she's a free spirit. But yo
A different kind of post: There are various anatomical structures that can be felt or seen from the outside of your body; here is a naughty album so you can learn where they are! (Moderator permission was gained for this) [/r/gwbooks]
Ok am I the only one who thinks it's crazy that I'm single? Not to sound vain but shit... I haven't been able to GIVE this away lately! So you get to enjoy :3
Gents, remember: it's the inferior one that needs the superior one, not the other way around, and so it's women that pursue superior men, and this is what you want. This means that if you have to approach or pursue her, it's you yourself already turning i
Gents, here you have a tip: it's a good idea to keep a specific harem for the girls that aren't that quick at reading your mind and are always asking you about anything, so you can apply to them the suitable treatment that will quicken their little brains
Your wife hadn’t returned in a while, so you went out looking for her thats when you saw your old bully flirting with her. You couldn’t even compare to his size.
The bully promised to leave you alone for a week if you sent him a video of you licking your bedpost. Seemed easy enough so you did it. As soon as you sent it, you got a response back: "That's two weeks off for you, your mom paid for the second week with
When you finally meet that couple you are so relaxed with and call your friends. It feels just like a relaxing summer day by the pool. Except there's a lot more oral and somebody's about to get fucked on a floaty.
"I ran into that guy you think is such a prick. He's really opened my eyes to your shortcomings, honey. So when he gets here, show him to the bathroom and film quietly while he makes me fall out of love with you once and for all."
