The first Pez mint dispensers, known as "regulars," were similar in shape to a cigarette lighter, and dispensed an adult breath mint marketed as an alternative to smoking.
The Feminist Separatist Alliance had managed to hold out in the post-apocalyptic desert, until they were betrayed into slavery by the She-Hawk Gang that decided there was more profit to be made in selling Feminist Leaders in the biker slave markets.
The Temptress Slave Market is happy to rent out unsold pigs for the upcoming festivities. In exchange for the advertisements, I am only billing the Queen 2/3s the cost of ownership for the week.
