This may be probably on the edge of what's acceptable here, but I think if Wed Anderson can break the rule of thirds I can at least try to be him....someday at least :)
[19] Not sure if it qualifies as 'impressive' but I'm playing hard and fast with the rules right now- Call the cops, I don't give a F U C K (2.3"L -> 5.25"L 5.4"G)
"What? No, get down on your knees. I won bro, you know the rules." This is the third bet in a row you've lost against your sister, and the stakes just keep getting higher.
"C'mon boys... you made the rules: losers blow the winners. Now hurry up, on your knees before we decide to tell the club how you got beat by a couple girls."
/u/ PrincessPixie87 is kind of the exception to the rule that dicks don't get upvoted on Gonewild. But if you send her a PM, spare her you pathetic dick pics and just pose with your ass up and ready for her, you both know who would be the bottom.
