Going through some old things in storage, you found a vhs tape with your parents names on it, titled "Honeymoon". You watched it, hoping to see a fun vacation video, but instead it's just a week of debauchery between your mom and your "Uncle Jim", and you
I'd rather be licking some rando's balls than listening to my hyper conservative aunt and uncle talk about how global warming is bullshit because we had a massive winter storm while the sea levels are rising