Wi[F]e's drunken bikini pics from last night. Trying to decide if she should stick with a landing strip, grow her pubes in a bit, or shave it all off. Your thoughts???
I know I shouldn't have waited till the night of our wedding... But I really didn't want you running away once you found out how depraved and controlling I really am. Don't worry, this collar is going to look great on you from now on, just accept it.
