Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
You were too tired to go to your friends' party, but your girlfriend wasn't! Here's what she looked like when she got there at 9 pm, and then at 2:30 am, multiple drinks later
You were worried when your girlfriend told you she was going to tutor your bully. She told you nothing bad would happen because her roommate would be there.