Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
Tied up in front of her friends, fucked mercilessly, forced to call herself a "stupid whore" and "filthy slut" with all of them jeering and watching. This is the best birthday party ever.
Some women like to have chocolate at night, others prefer to have tea; my mom stays fit and away from all sweets, and instead wraps her tongue around me.
My sister's annoying roommates bought all new furniture to replace the persistent stains that kept popping up. So my sister and I set to making new ones.
Pictured: Holiday housesitting, feeling all cool and confident by the pool. Unpictured: Moments later, scrambling naked across the backyard to get a swimsuit on after my friends came home early. Oops. [IMG]
Here's an invite to join my new subreddit, r/NakedUniCalendar! Whether they're naked in front of photographers, teachers or friends, these students brave it all for charity. These aren't professional models - they get shy and embarrassed - but it doesn't
