You only signed up for football to impress your mom. But after she got a glimpse of me kicking the shit out of you at practice, she couldn't resist sucking my cock and licking my sweaty asshole.
Oh fuck, the way you and your asshole friends fucked my loser boyfriend up has me so fucking wet! Next time steal his wallet and I'll let you fuck me, he's too much of a pussy to call the cops on you!
You apologize over and over to your wife that you won’t be able to make it home for your anniversary dinner because your asshole coworker didn’t show up. After 5 missed calls you get this video sent from your wife’s phone with the message “enjoy my shift