"Surprise! We're taking a family vacation today! Sorry you couldn't come along, but we only had four tickets. You remember that boy you accused of being a bully last year? He's way more fun to be around...anyway, say hi to your sister! Oh...she'll say hi
Going through some old things in storage, you found a vhs tape with your parents names on it, titled "Honeymoon". You watched it, hoping to see a fun vacation video, but instead it's just a week of debauchery between your mom and your "Uncle Jim", and you
We went on a family vacation to Hawaii which sounds fun but left us surrounded by people or parents every at second. Eventually me and my twin said fuck it and I pounded his ass right there on the beach outside our hotel.
