In France, there are esoteric wine label laws such as "Unless the wine is from a Premier Cru vineyard, the vineyard name must be printed in characters no more than half the height of the ones used for the village name" [wikipedia]
These leaflets have been raining down on my Feminist Village for weeks now. Everyone else seems able to ignore them, but they make me feel funny between my legs. I catch myself thinking about walking in the woods and hoping to stumble across a patrol to s
