[Sibling] She's telling Mom and Dad it was a guy from school. That's technically true, but as long as she doesn't get more specific than that I think we'll be okay.
I just had to document the first load I dropped on her tits after we got married. And now I just have to share that with all of you! Think you could do better?
I have a backpage slut. She's coming over to look at my favs from /r/ifyouhadtopickone. While we're looking through my collection she's going to be stroking my big throbbing, lubed up cock, toying with my balls. When she finds the slut that she thinks is
29F, 5'4 135 lbs I have ataxic CP (disability) and I feel like we always get the message that disabled people can't be attractive. But I've lost about 25 lbs and I think I'm starting to feel better about my body?
Rise and Shine cunt! That assistant you mentioned u/UnsualAlice? I think she'll be too busy ass-isting us to be any assistance to you going forward. We could always arrange a reunion though...