[B/S] After my girlfriend had just dumped me, and my sister came home from another failed date, we started talking about how much easier it would be if we were just in a relationship with each other instead. "Well, we could do that..." I said:
What, you don't like it sweetie? Well, your boss promised to demote you and cut your pay if I stay like this the whole ceremony, so of course I said yes! I can't wait to see your dear mum's face when I walk in haha! Now come along, let's get hitched!
After dinner one of Goddess' friends said that the pork was nice but it would be even better if served with apples and well stuffed. Goddess was happy to oblige.
Bully: I told you to stay away from my girlfriend's pussy (your mom) or you'll get punished. Your mom fucked your toothbrush and said she's gonna spank you if you don't brush your teeth as well. Either way you lose. Such is the life of a wimp.
Since i turned 18, dad said he wants to hire me at his work now. Mom just wants to observe and make sure that I do my job well before anything is official.
"Let's make this month's contest more exciting," they'd said. Well, they didn't have to be poor sports about it. [lost bet] [reluctant] [FFFM] [blowjob]
Me and my gf went camping. My bully was posted up next to our camp, he came up and started hitting on her. When he asked why we had two tents I told him one was for each of us. He said "well if you won't be in her tent tonight then I will".. he wasn't jok
My boss arranged a meeting with my bullies and i had to host it. Well i got a bit drunk and dont remember much but my wife said that the meeting went great and they all decided to do this again next week.
