Told one of my buddies I got a golden dog cock that jizzes. He asked, "What do you mean?” ... I replied, "I mean I got a golden dog cock that jizzes." Thank you Bad Dragon for allowing me the ability to say those words.
Your mom would do anything for you. Even if it means taking your bullies huge load, shot after shot, to the back of her throat just so he'll stop picking in you. What a great mom you have!