Your dream girl is going to be sitting at the club all by her lonesome tonight... what will you do? (PM me a short story! Make it interesting, damn it! :P)
While visiting my cousin out of town I hooked up with the local scumbag lawyer. I told him he had to pull out and this is what he did. I just know he'll weasel out of child support, too.
It was easy to convince the shy girl desperate to get in the best sorority on campus to go unprotected. It was even easier to convince her "friend" to film it. When she starts showing later she'll lose her bid, wondering what went wrong.