When you're in a relationship, it doesn't mean you only get to fuck that one person, it means you have a partner for all the people you get to take to bed with you
When you wake up you'll be at you new home. it's a twelve hour flight but don't worry that vibrating egg in your pussy will keep you entertained the whole trip.
You know when you press snooze and she hears you press snooze. would it not be nice if she did this for those 5 minutes (or longer). until that snooze button went off again. [foundmysubself]
When you are so inferior that you can't offer anything authentically important in order to get appreciated and accepted by others, then you logically need to beg another person to accept you despite your inferiority. In this case you won't logically beg a
When you got home she made it very clear that she would never move in with your parents. She added that she's got plenty of friends who would be happy to take her in. You knew she meant one of her exes and you knew you weren't gonna make rent.
You were thrilled when you found out your Sergeant had handpicked you to be their day-to-day assistant. It didn't turn out quite how you expected it to, but you're adjusting very quickly.
You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend is clearly crushing on him, and he’s constantly hitting on her. You were hesitant to leave them alone this morning when you went to work, but she told you not to worry, she can deal with hi
When you were younger your bully had made your life a living hell by fucking any girl you ever showed interest in. Yet you felt confident bringing your girlfriend of two years to the highschool reunion. However your worst fears were came to life when sear
