My wife comparing me to her favorite dildo. I've been asking her to compare me with a real cock and she has finally agreed! If you live in Atlanta, and have a big cock, let me know so we can compare for her!
Sir, In investigating the disappearance of my finest Sauternes I found the culprits, my butler and scullery-maid, in flagrante delicto. I offered a full pardon of their mischief if they agreed to hold their licentious pose for a daguerrotype for my wife.
