Dad thinks his new wife comes into my room to help me with my math homework each evening. In reality, she just wants someone cute to look at while she jerks off.
Our wedding anniversary photo from a couple years ago -- I'm thankful my wife didn't send it out to family and friends! However, when I asked her again tonight just to make certain, her answer was "not yet"! Guess I better be really good to her!!!
(Pt. 2) My neighbor’s wife sent me another snap. I already destroyed his anniversary, beat the living hell out of him in front of his friends and family, and fondled his wife’s tits with no repercussions. Fucking her would send him over the edge... should