Happy birthday Reese Witherspoon (Yes, she's vintage -- she's 40 today and got naked in the previous millennium. It's not that she isn't vintage, it's that you're old... And what do you have against titties?)
So yes, MD feminists, there exists a female orgasm: it is called "male orgasm", and it is greater if there is female pain involved. So remember that your own pain is part of your female "orgasm"
