[F/27] Alright, you got me. I'm a valkyrie in disguise, here to collect the souls of fallen men. Look into my eyes, and you'll fall to your knees. Then your soul belongs to me, and to my Odin
hofstra, cow warning on that second pic, sorry. fortunately cows mostly eat grass and aren't much of a threat, unless they're drunk and attempt to fall on or mount you
"I ran into that guy you think is such a prick. He's really opened my eyes to your shortcomings, honey. So when he gets here, show him to the bathroom and film quietly while he makes me fall out of love with you once and for all."
take a gooooood look at what you’re missing. look at how pretty it is. how inviting it looks. think about how badly you want to taste... then get back to fucking work worshiping my feet until I fall asleep.
