It's Friday evening, I'm not oncall anymore, and I'm feeling pretty good. So let's get started with a striptease. Feel free to converse or message or not, I'm not your boss......or am I? ;)
At parties your boss always boasted that he could make any woman spread her legs for him. In a drunken state you bet, for a substantial raise, that it wouldn't work on your girlfriend. It took him one hour, and she didn't let him pull out.
Whenever you are fired your girlfriend goes to get your job back so your boss fires you every week just so he can fuck her face and make her swallow his load.
When your bully of a co-worker got that promotion and became your boss. He called you into his office, kneed you in the balls and said “Bring your daughter to me or you’re fired” What else was I supposed to do?