[Coed] How to train your dragon-type (If your dragon-type is a Rayquaza with a penis thicker than most streetlights and by 'train' you mean 'fuck with such vigour you will require immediate medical attention due to severe internal haemorrhaging and a shat
Maledom Gentlemen, don't forget to remind your women frequently what their position and job within your relationship is and what they actually mean to you.
"Sorry, but your loser husband didn't work hard enough to make my sales goals for the week. That means no lube." She nods and sighs, shoots you a look of disappointment, then strips and climbs into your bed with him.
Since Brad the Bully turned your mom into his fleshlight. It means he has the most authority in the classroom and can make the rules. Which means he can use his fleshlight in class whenever he sees fit.
"Oh, fuck, Dad, that hurts. You've never gotten that far inside me before." "That's just your hymen tearing, son, that means your cervix is open. I guess you're finally ovulating".
