"If you bring an American flag or any other symbol of freedom into Tiananmen Square, it will be confiscated immediately... Adapt and overcome."- My friend [x-post from r/funny]
"If you had a real man's cock, instead of a little clit, you could be fucking these tits right now." That's what my smokin' hot goddess/wife said as she made me take this photo. What exquisite torture!