I asked mom what she was planning on wearing during out mother/son getaway at the lake this weekend. She quickly sent me this with the message "Don't tell your father ;)"
Just hanging out about to go and smash my friend's girl with him, no cameras allowed in this session unfortunately. Ask me anything, straight but will answer guys if it's not too full on.
went to a comedy show with my girlfriend, and the comedian pointed us out and asked the audience if they thought I was her daughter or girlfriend. WELP.
Turning 43 - Was finishing yard work with (M)y shirt of when when my 26 yr old neighbour came out and asked me what she had to do for me to come cut her grass....she told me she had a few ideas lol. Do you think she was coming on to me?
After spending a few months making do with your weak dick she finally caved in to your bullies offer of giving her a night with a real man. Turns out she asked for even more to make up for lost time
