Girlfriend just blew me and swallowed now she's in the bathroom thought I'd show you my still hard, freshly sucked cock. Sorry no cum. Maybe next time if enough people ask for it.
"I ran into that guy you think is such a prick. He's really opened my eyes to your shortcomings, honey. So when he gets here, show him to the bathroom and film quietly while he makes me fall out of love with you once and for all."
