I let my pussy [f]rolic in the wild and it may have gotten dirty; any girls or guys wanna help lick my kitty clean? Be nice and I'll get you guys closer to it!! ◕‿◕
This may be probably on the edge of what's acceptable here, but I think if Wed Anderson can break the rule of thirds I can at least try to be him....someday at least :)
I can work out all day long but my cock will still be tiny. I've actually grown to appreciate the contrast between my muscular frame and my little button cock.
"I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence." ~ [F]rederick Douglass [Self portrait]
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