"Ninjas have kidnapped the president. Are you a Bad enough Dude to rescue the President?" - A trailer created by me and my friends inspired by beat-em-up videogames and the 1980s in general [1:43].
Look at what I've done to you! You jerk off to #cock even though you claim to be straight. You beat it to pictures of huge dicks simply because I command it. You're a brainfucked bisexual #bitchboy, all confused and horny and totally addicted to my domina