My mom makes the BEST salad. I have no idea what she does to the stuff she puts in it but it tastes so unique, I cannot get enough! The dressing she puts on top can be a bit salty at times, but I wouldn't have it any other way!
Your new step-mother insists that the best way for you two to bond is to bathe together, "like a mother and son should". She wasn't wrong, and now you really are starting to get to know her better.