This may be probably on the edge of what's acceptable here, but I think if Wed Anderson can break the rule of thirds I can at least try to be him....someday at least :)
She's your best friend and crush since ever but you never even kissed her. In the meantime so many other guys had at least a quickie with her in the bathroom or at a party. Even at your bd party a guy fucked her and cummed on her face in your bed. That ds
She sighed, "Honestly baby, what was the point of having me go through the trouble of growing this massive thing if all you ever want to do is take pictures of it and look at me naked? I mean, I like the attention, but can you at least kiss it or touch it
