Well, hubby, I _would_ tell my ex boyfriend to stop kicking you around. But he told me that if he doesn't get to pound you, then he won't keep pounding _me_. So...say hi to him for me next time he steals your wallet.
You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend is clearly crushing on him, and he’s constantly hitting on her. You were hesitant to leave them alone this morning when you went to work, but she told you not to worry, she can deal with hi
