Sir, My new maid Ada is employed under-rate - ('tis only proper for a new servant). But, as a considerate master, I have promised quadruple wages and a penny for coal if she can lick her fundamentals. She reports to me weekly with updates on her progress.
Breaking News: Civilisation LLP are offering considerable rewards to anyone who can assist with the recovery of u/dizzydisappointment and the capture of members of the u/FRA_Special_Ops.
