"Surprise! We're taking a family vacation today! Sorry you couldn't come along, but we only had four tickets. You remember that boy you accused of being a bully last year? He's way more fun to be around...anyway, say hi to your sister! Oh...she'll say hi
The men in my family have been cops for generations. MY brother and I work for the same precinct so when we get partnered for the day we have fun whether the twink drivers were speeding or not.
We went on a family vacation to Hawaii which sounds fun but left us surrounded by people or parents every at second. Eventually me and my twin said fuck it and I pounded his ass right there on the beach outside our hotel.
