Got an earful last night from a family member who learned a bit about my... hobbies. Told her a few things I know about her as well, and suggested she mind her own fucking business. So I guess I'm off her Christmas card list...
Living with my two sisters can be tough. I used to love doing little things to annoy them, like eating their leftovers and leaving the toilet seat up. I thought they would just take it but this morning they got their revenge by waking me up in their own s
My mom and I watch TV together every Friday night. Because she sits on the other sofa, she thinks I can't see her staring at me. My favourite thing is to watch her cock twitch from the corner of my eye while she plays with herself.
After my step-mom and dad have sex and he falls asleep, she sneaks into my room for some REAL fun. I feel bad for him, but its not my fault my cock is the only thing that gets her hard.
Your sister has been practicing magic tricks. For the past while she's been working on making things disappear and reappear. After a few weeks, she finally invites you into her room for a show.
You can never say no to your sister. When she came to your room begging for you to get her a pet, you knew you couldn't afford it - so you gave her the next best thing.
