You knew you weren't enough for your fiancee, so you only had two rules when she had that urge: No kissing, and the guy has to wear protection. Unfortunately her new bull has only one rule: Shut the fuck up, you pussy!
You had your doubts about your fiancee hiring your old high school bully as the photographer for your wedding, but she insisted that he was the best in town. Surprisingly, he was a total professional! Then you got the wedding album in the mail and turned
Your fiancee had been pestering you for weeks to clean up the garage so she could park her car. Finally, she invited your asshole coworker over to park something in her
You'd never seen your fiancee as turned on as when you told her that your bully would be taking your place on the wedding night and she realized she'd be ovulating
You had to get a roommate because you're a broke loser and he started bullying you nonstop, now your fiancee has added a visit to his room to her morning routine every day
A few months ago, your fiancee broke off the engagement. Ever since, people have been laughing when you tell them it was because you weren't ready to be married. Finally someone forwarded you the email she sent just before the breakup, titled "Why i'm lea
Your bully was attending your fiancées bachelorette party. So while you told your wife no stripper because you’re supposed to be faithful. Her friends were cheering her on when she was screaming “Cum on the lips he’s gonna kiss at the wedding”
