Sir, With long distance telegram charges being such a high burden, I recently learnt that my wife has great understanding of the matter. She assures me that she can arrange for telegrams of any length or distance at no cost, although no more than two per
Sir, On a Thursday evening I invite local ladies to assist me in the science of photography. This interests the ladies greatly. Unbeknown to us, as we held our dramatic pose for 20 minutes, my wife, having discovered the nature of my scientific endeavours
Sir, There are some amongst us who would deny me my vast wealth and my low-paid servants. But with such privations, I would not have time to sit for days on end in my vast library, learning of 18th c. French history.
Sir, I visited my club in Pall Mall, and joined my friend Lord Palmerston for a glass of their noted brandy. He spoke of a new venture down The Strand, of pamphlets & magazines ne'er seen before, that every gentleman might desire. I have made a modest