Your girlfriend got horny while you were out of town, so she called up her friend that she had been sexting... he filled her deeper than you ever could.
Her friends have a trip planned, and her ex is going. You asked her not to go, but she reassured you. She wants nothing to do with him. You text her afterwards, asking how it went..
You were too tired to go to your friends' party, but your girlfriend wasn't! Here's what she looked like when she got there at 9 pm, and then at 2:30 am, multiple drinks later