Gents, here you have a tip: it's a good idea to keep a specific harem for the girls that aren't that quick at reading your mind and are always asking you about anything, so you can apply to them the suitable treatment that will quicken their little brains
Your wife thought it'd be a good idea to invite your boss over for dinner. He kicks you out, locks himself in for the weekend while he "corrects" your wife's behavior. He'll see you back at the office on Monday.
He was browsing /r/Fortnite while his girlfriend was sending selfies to someone on /r/dirtyr4r. Was it a good idea to show your girlfriend reddit, bro?