I haven't really done anything today other than masturbate and eat an entire pizza (with extra sausage). I made this album so Reddit can commend me on my hard work and justi[f]y my day. Come on Reddit. Help a girl out.
After a long, hard day at work with her strap-on dangling between her legs, she's horny and wants to take it out on you as soon as she walks in the door
My sweet daughter goes now at college, I'm so proud of her, working hard for her future. She will learn so many useful things and improve the skills that will make her successful in her work life. It's her first day and she texted me her dorm mate are so
