It turns out Aria told one of her work partners where she was going after all. It only took 24 straight hours pushing the heavy carts to loose her tongue. Aria is indeed headed towards the Matriarchy. I'll be forming a team to retrieve her.
My girlfriend, sister and mom decided to head over to my arragont/jerk co-worker's place to demand he stop picking on me. The next day at work, my co-worker showed me this picture...