Despite your asshole professor failing you on every assignment, your little sister always managed to get a near perfect score! She never studied at home, yet as you got to class early, you came to know where her grades come from:
Your work bully made you finish up all his paperwork so he could leave early. By the time you got home your wife was fast asleep, as usual. By your computer was a flash drive and a note giving you permission to watch, as long as you thank him first thing
