Your roommate has always been an asshole, but you've managed to avoid him well enough. You've chosen for months not to introduce him to your girl. She's sweet, tried to surprise you but you weren't home. You get a facetime from your neighbor, odd, but you
My daughter always comes home from the clubs drunk and horny. I don't approve of her excessive drinking, but how can a father deny his baby girl pleasure when she asks so sweetly.
Your roommate has always been an asshole, but you've managed to avoid him well enough. You've chosen for months not to introduce him to your girl. She's sweet, tried to surprise you but you weren't home. You get a facetime from your neighbor, odd, but you