You kids today think you’ve got it tough - back before the invention of the remote, we had to get a naked woman to change the channels for us. Of course, there were only 4 channels, so she had plenty of spare time to make us a sandwich.
Joined the wrestling team as a senior this year. My father awkwardly mentioned that men in our family might wanna think twice before doing that. I had no idea what he meant until I got the nickname "big unit" when I put on my singlet.
uhhhhhhhhhnnnn yeah, um, uh, uh, the kinda sexy college bitchez from RPI who make your dick so hard you're ready to spray before you have even a moment to pray not to because uh, uh, uhhhnnnn yeah they got good sweet 'n' slick little spots and there's mor
Sis and I were allowed one night in the city before returning to the farm. We spent it in the Red Light District, and paid the cabbie extra for a little privacy before we got back.
Daddy got me a brand new stuffie when I got home from my family trip! I had to let him get used to his new home before I shared him, but here's Lightning!
