This is my ass. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My ass is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my ass is useless. Without my ass, I am useless.
Her irritating mouth ran like a fucking chatterbox as she complained about me in the principal's office. So that was the first thing i destroyed of hers and claimed to be mine once i forcefully invaded your house. Also it was just "one" of the many reason
Used to raid this friend of mine all the time. She had an unending supply of thongs for me to choose from. Haven't seen her in years but I still have plenty of these to remember her by.