In a really happy Festivus mood today, I just need someone to suck the living daylight out of me before the long flight home then I'll be all set (the mid-flight boner while I dream of lifting the flight attendant skirt and mile-high-banging-her-silly is
Living with my two sisters can be tough. I used to love doing little things to annoy them, like eating their leftovers and leaving the toilet seat up. I thought they would just take it but this morning they got their revenge by waking me up in their own s
