"Like all finely tuned instruments, your body must be properly cared for in order to play the beautiful music it was intended to play. Care for your body and learn how to use it correctly, and it will play music that is unique to you — your life song." -
Your tomboy friend is very curious, and it looks like you'll be fulfilling that curiosity. [Tomboy] [instructions] [friends] [Read comments for some nifty info]
"You don't have to be a history major or a political scientist to see the bigger-dick foreign-policy theory. It sounds like this: 'What? They have bigger dicks? Bomb them!'"