It's o(f)ficially my bday month. The 38th time a game 7 has been played in the World Series, and the start of my 38th year on this planet. The perfect way to kick off the celebrations would be to fly the w. Go cubs!!
I thought I could make my old high school bully jealous by introducing him to my beautiful wife.. since then she's kicked me out of my house and he's moved in. Judging by all the videos he has sent me, he's had more sex in the few weeks that they've been
