I found the jackpot! My sisters thongs and toy. The pink straps are crotchless. And the black checkered ones were just used. I licked the toy as I inhaled her scented gusset.
Sir, My new maid Ada is employed under-rate - ('tis only proper for a new servant). But, as a considerate master, I have promised quadruple wages and a penny for coal if she can lick her fundamentals. She reports to me weekly with updates on her progress.
Tricks and Licks. Cunts are by their very nature deceptive and scheming. Civilisation LLP would remind every man to keep a close eye on their property and suitably reprimand them as required.