Dad thinks his new wife comes into my room to help me with my math homework each evening. In reality, she just wants someone cute to look at while she jerks off.
After my bullies beat me within an inch of my life they found the A+ I got on my math test. They wondered if all Asians are just like their stereotypes so they visited my mom to see if she submits to white men. You know what they say about stereotypes...
